If only I knew how to genetically engineer humans.

I'm bored.
Let's create Nicole's perfect man, shall we?


He must be a skilled craftsman, like this guy...

However, I wouldn't turn him down if he looked like this guy... (I'm talking about the man.)

He would have to have this guy's sense of humor (I guess I'll take his abs too.)...

He would be able to play guitar like this dude...

And his voice would sound like this kid's...

 He'd of course have some dance moves like this fella...

His undying love would match that of this character's...

And his heart would look like this...

Not like this...

But let's get one thing straight... it's me that we're talking about here. If I were to try and build the perfect man, it would be every science geeks worst nightmare gone wrong to the power of 25.

And he would most definitely come out no more beautiful than this...

Because... that's just how skilled I am with Chemistry.