Over the past 4 months...
It snowed and snowed and snowed some more.
I wrecked my brand new car.
And then I wrecked it again.
I fell, and slipped, and scooted, and tumbled.
I lost a glove that I really liked.
I watched every single audio visual segment that has ever been released on Netflix.
I ate and ate and ate some more.
I tried to go for a run, but that's where the slipping, falling, tumbling, and scooting began.
Mean kids laughed at me and my running, slipping, falling, and tumbling.
I developed a nightly case of narcolepsy every evening at 8:30 p.m.
I paid more for my gas bill in one month than the total of all of my gas bills for an entire year.
And I still froze.
I broke two car window scrapers.
I lost my beautiful tan.
... Dear Winter, GET LOST!!!!!!!!